The Attic

The Attic

 

Once upon a time there was an attic,

That was pretty dirty,

So bad that I had to go in.

So I go up the ladder into the attic,

And I heard the tales of the attic, 

But I had never seen it before.

It was worse than the tales.

It’s horrible.

It’s dreaded.

It’s feared.

It’s a MONSTER!

So many things I’ve heard,

But none this bad.

BRUSSELS SPROUT!

It has babies?!!?

Luckily, I found a sword in the mess.

I swung it.

It broke.

It was plastic.

Did the BRUSSELS SPROUT win?